foxnewsofficial:

sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake

earthnation:

will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

brbjellyfishing:

What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

yourfriendg00:

cute nicknames for your significant other:

• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport

amoying:

give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,

raise the roof

amoying:

the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams

districteverthorne:

what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too

youwishangelfish:

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.