sleeplvss:

A makeout session would be great right about now

serescosmicos:

Drawing by Parfenova Lisa

serescosmicos:

Drawing by Parfenova Lisa

neptunain:

[proposes to girlfriend, accidentally dropping the ring in the ocean]

"I’ll still marry you"

no. I’m married to the sea now

[dives in]

miss-nerdgasmz:

I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST

NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
(plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)

"

MOVIE STAR: BRING ME MY PAIN TWIN

DIRECTOR: do you mean your stunt double

MOVIE STAR: BRING ME MY AGONY SHADOW WHO SUFFERS FOR ME

"
A Movie Star Names Things" - Mallory Ortberg (via freshprinceof-pyke)